1.
Shaq is made of snakes.
2.
Shaq is fourth in line to the English throne.
3.
One time Shaq replaced the lightbulb at the top of the Eiffel Tower with both feet still on the ground.
4.
Shaq wrote the theme song for Teletubbies.
5.
Shaq's underwater vision is better than the normal vision of 100% of all human beings.
6.
Shaq's favorite color is Shaq.
7.
Shaq built The Great Pyramid one afternoon when he was feeling down.
8.
Shaq was the inspiration for the Mona Lisa.
9.
Shaq knows where we go when we die but has been instructed not to tell anyone.
10.
Shaq's skin is chemically identical to diamonds.
11.
Shaq speaks exclusively in whispers, but uses magic to make it seem like normal volume.
12.
Shaq wrote the Magna Carta under a pseudonym so people wouldn't get jealous.
13.
Shaq's only natural enemy is black holes.
14.
Shaq was never a baby.
